firm knock on the door
roommate says “It’s me.”
I open the door and say “It’s you.”
Two guys walk in. I assume they know roommate, roommate assumes they know me.
They get to the kitchen and say “Are you adam?”
Roommate says “Yeah?”
Roommate and I are looking at each other trying to psychically ask each other ‘do you know them?’
They ask “Can you help us out?”
We say “With what?”
They were looking for Adam the reefer dealer who they met last night but didn’t remember what he looked like and they said thank you for letting them in.
I don’t even know, but thanks universe!